May 2013
godheadcomplex:
if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china
mianaya:
grubbsgrady:
therealhamster:
2004 was 17 years ago
2004 was only 9 years ago
math
metallikato:
aestheticrequiem:
peetasboxers:
BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS
In reverse taking your bra off with two fingers apparently makes guys jizz in their pants.
I can tie my shoes
dampsandwich:
e—nvious:
dampsandwich:
imagine a car with no wheels that can drive on water…whoa
you mean a boat
no i mean a car with no wheels that can drive on water
itcamefromthetardis:
loki-d-hehe:
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John Green's tumblr: code-red-arthur:... →
code-red-arthur:
festusthehappydragon:
darkstoriesofthenorth:
for-one-shining-moment:
subliminal-mind-duck:
John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly…
unnoticedbyall:
davidspookmour:
imagine singing in the shower with your favorite band member
we wouldn’t be singing
africkanisha:
mathandcookies:
africkanisha:
what if milk was black
Gosh. In this day and age can’t we use socially acceptable terms like “African American”. This is really offensive.
what if milk was african american
